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Total Medals Earned: 230 (From 59 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 4,975 Points

The Bester Game Ever Made

Medals Earned: 11/16 (310/455 points)

Good Call 5 Points

Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.

Armed & Dangerous 10 Points

Find a spare set of arms

Comedy Gold 10 Points

Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.

I Have Crabs! 10 Points

Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.

Afterlife Affection 25 Points

Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.

Bob Buddy 25 Points

Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.

Eye For Value 25 Points

Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.

Snowcone Savior 25 Points

Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.

Dino Master 100 Points

Beat the entire game.

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Fonz Whisperer 10 Points

Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.

Sorry Wilson 10 Points

Lose Wilson too early.

Talkative 50 Points

Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

The Breach

Medals Earned: 3/5 (55/115 points)

20 Kills 5 Points

Kill 20 enemies

Game Complete 25 Points

Complete the game

Kill 3rd Boss 25 Points

Kill the 3rd Boss

Kill First Boss 10 Points

Kill the first boss

20 Stars 50 Points

Obtain 20 stars

The Room Tribute

Medals Earned: 2/16 (50/495 points)

Destroyer 25 Points

Smash EVERYTHING.

Payback 25 Points

It's a bitch.

Nastwich 10 Points

Make a nasty sandwich.

The Johnny 10 Points

Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.

Best Friend 25 Points

Best your friend.

Bookworm 25 Points

Read EVERYTHING.

Bugged 25 Points

Record EVERYTHING (and listen).

Pusher 25 Points

Push the hardest.

Rainmaker 25 Points

Make it rain!

Runner 25 Points

Win the race.

The Room 25 Points

Find it.

Perfect Drug 50 Points

Take down Chris R in three rounds.

Quarterback 50 Points

Make a perfect pass every time.

Receiver 50 Points

Catch the ball every time.

The Machine 50 Points

Activate it.

Unsee 50 Points

See everything you shouldn't see.

Theia

Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/495 points)

Bubba Slap 10 Points

Feel the Bubba-Wrath!

Piggy PWN 10 Points

Get totally pwnd by the Piggy

Gotcha 25 Points

Be an easy target!

Lame Score 25 Points

Come on, you can do better than this!

Spider Food 25 Points

Feed your enemy a healthy snack!

Great Score 50 Points

You've done well my child

Scare the Boss 50 Points

Even tough guys can run away

Beat the Game 100 Points

Save Theia!

God Score 100 Points

The Heavens must have gifted you way too much

Piggy Wiggy 100 Points

Meet the final boss

Time Fcuk

Medals Earned: 5/9 (90/270 points)

Everyone will leave you 10 Points

get to level 28

Is something wrong? 10 Points

get to lvl 9

Opinionated 10 Points

vote on 3 maps

You are your only companion in life. 10 Points

get to level 22

The Assent 50 Points

Get the good ending

You've learned nothing 5 Points

Get the bad ending

Obsessed 25 Points

Vote on 33 maps

Lost in forever 50 Points

beat an explore campaign

O))) 100 Points

Vote on 333 maps

Toss the Turtle

Medals Earned: 6/20 (40/500 points)

Acupuncture 5 Points

Get skewered on spikes

Gold Star 5 Points

Launch the Turtle

Jump Man 5 Points

Smash a goomba

Novice 5 Points

Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)

Drunk Driver 10 Points

Blow up a jeep

Strong Armed 10 Points

Get punched by a banana

Question Mark 5 Points

Find the hidden button

Amateur 10 Points

Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)

Harrasment 10 Points

Crush an angry ground creature

in Space 10 Points

Reach space

Abducted 25 Points

Get caught by a UFO

Icarus 25 Points

Get burned by a sun

Persistent 25 Points

Play over an hour

Professional 25 Points

Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)

Radioactive 25 Points

Use a nuke

Addicted 50 Points

Play over 2 hours

Golden Shell 50 Points

Buy everything

Master 50 Points

Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)

Traveler 50 Points

Total over 1 million feet

WorldsEdge 100 Points

Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)

Tremerz

Medals Earned: 4/9 (85/335 points)

Valentine 10 Points

Guide Valentine to safety!

Earl 25 Points

Guide Earl to safety!

Melvin 25 Points

Guide Melvin to safety!

Mindy 25 Points

Guide Mindy to safety!

Burt 25 Points

Guide Burt to safety!

Heather 25 Points

Guide Heather to safety!

Bros B4 Hoes 50 Points

Round up the troops.

Ladies Man 50 Points

Only save the women.

Worm Master 100 Points

Rescue EVERYONE!

Wild River

Medals Earned: 1/2 (25/75 points)

Bacon Beater 25 Points

Defeat Kevin Bacon

Bacon-ator 50 Points

Beat the game in under 100 seconds

William and Sly

Medals Earned: 2/7 (35/220 points)

Dominus Lux 10 Points

Slay five darklings.

Resolution 25 Points

Complete the game.

Flight 5 Points

Find the wings.

Weather Mage 5 Points

Turn off the rain.

Deviation 25 Points

Unlock all boxes and switches.

Sensitive Nose 50 Points

Find all of the mushrooms.

Sly Fox 100 Points

Earn more than 35,000 points.